Over the years, it has come to our attention that while productivity appears, on the surface, to have exceeded our expectations in the long run, waste now exceeds all things. I put it to you that we should build bigger bins. Starting this week, in all of our facilities, one-thousandth of the space now in … Continue reading Day Four – When Little Mikey Ate the Ampersand
Daze of the Weak
Day Three – Put On Your Corporate Oligarchy Homburg, and Give Us a Grin
If automobiles are passing you on the right hand side, you could very well be in the wrong lane. If you are passing ambiplasmic layers, you either do not live on our planet or you need to stop listening to Alfvén and Klein so much. There are days when I find it difficult to coax … Continue reading Day Three – Put On Your Corporate Oligarchy Homburg, and Give Us a Grin
Day Two – Seguidilla
Extra legs do not make a better dancer. Did you know that dinosaurs are just a figment of your imagination? Do you realize that the Fornax Cluster is just a carefully orchestrated ruse to confuse you into thinking that the Earth is not the center of the universe? The twinkle is a lie. I feel … Continue reading Day Two – Seguidilla
Day One – But First, Hubris
[Revisited and Revised from its original state as published six years ago] My name is Richard. Some people shorten that to Rich, and I happily answer to that. When I was eight years old, I decided I wanted to be called Rich, and that stuck for at least ten years before circumstances led me to … Continue reading Day One – But First, Hubris
